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FOR:

Liminal musings, musical ruses, pointy-headed pill scribes, far-fetched uncles, unbleached varietals, oddly colored stop signs, the dens of feral animals, starch, protein, love lives on the prairie, rural urges, complex, duplex, simplex and fourex, missing guardrails, potholes with teeth, soothing aches and small automobiles of unknown– perhaps European– origin.

NOT FOR:

Personal financial advice, general auto repair, woodworking, blue hen eggs, corporate fixers, side stitches, common leeches, varieties of varietals, journeys of any sort, wiry hair that pokes from the shoulders or ears, men named Xander, women named Giada, holy foam rollers, plush carpet, crushed velvet, mashed lima, American towns with European names, and diseased dogs whose gait analysis recommends use of a wheelchair.